Wake 'n' Bacon
Bona fide geniuses have invented an alarm clock that wakes you up by cooking bacon on your nightstand.
That's roughly 4,000 times better — in terms of not making you cry in the morning — than the Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker, which is literally louder than a jackhammer.
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There's also Clocky!
OMG, the bacon alarm clock is the greatest invention ever.
I had seen Clocky before, back when it was a one-off, proof of concept type deal, but didn't realize that a commercial version had been made. Nice!
Maybe that means there's hope the Make 'n' Bacon will become a commercial reality, too!
That's just like the episode of the office "The Injury" where Micheal sets a George Foreman grill to cook bacon in the morning but steps on it.