Unintentional Jesus-related Humor

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What a hunky Son of God! Is this the buff, ripped Lutheran Jesus I keep hearing about? With him and his menagerie of snarling jungle beasts in charge, I'm not so worried to find that we're already living on borrowed time.
This is fantastic! I am very impressed that they had the foresight to make sure that their notice didn't arrive after the end of the world. Also pleased to see that the apocalypse involves so many jungle cats, as I always expected it would.
If you remove the text, it really looks like a Pokemon tournament advertisement. Four-headichu! I choose you! Apocalyptic Slam!
And who's the white guy pretending to be Jesus? Ash 20 years later?