Ultimate Smackdown Bungled
The Choose or Perish Ultimate Smackdown refused to end according to its published schedule; I am clearly opposed by powers greater than myself in this matter.
Rather than make some new, concrete end-time promise to be broken and discarded like so many Choose-or-Perish Perishees of surveys past, I announce this: The Choose or Perish Ultimate Smackdown will end when it's good and ready.
But no sooner than next weekend.
Comments
So we can Free Will sooner than later?
But... But... The Monkey in a Fez is losing... You can't end it yet... The Monkey in a Fez must win...
The world is not making sense... How can a Monkey in a Fez not win?... I mean, really, who needs Love? Sheesh! Come on.
Oh, wait...