True Tales of Bathtime Terror

• INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT
• JEFF and STACEY sit on the floor near the bathtub where baby EDWARD sits gleefully in the water, SPLASHING EVERYWHERE.
• JEFF
• This is probably like being in the front row of a Gallagher show.
• STACEY
• Yeah, except Gallagher's naked.
• A beat while that sinks in, then--
• SMASH TO:
• EXT. TIDBALL HOME - NIGHT
• SCREAMS OF HORROR (O.S.) pierce the night!

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