Starbucks is People
One Starbucks employee to another, recorded verbatim: "I feel like I'm just waiting for the day when we find out that our coffee's, like, made from people."
Yesterday I tried their new seasonal maple macchiatio. Quite tasty. Like pancakes.
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That's, like, the best thing ever.
Soylent Starbucks?! Shotgun, on the script rights.
I hadn't thought of the whole new meaning this gives to the constellation of "soy latte" orders.