Pirates of the Caribbean in

Pirates of the Caribbean in 25 words or less*:

Pirates! Monkeys! Swords! Swashbuckling! Cannon! Maroonings! The damned! Opportune moments! Swinging from rigging! Cursed treasure of Cortez! Get thee to a theater, man! Grade: A

* Saw it twice, so I'll help myself to an extra twenty-five words, thanks.

Bad Boys II in 25 words or less:

Unless you're a genre enthusiast, Smith fan, Lawrence fan, or Bay fan, see Pirates of the Caribbean again instead. Grade: C

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