Now With Less Water Than Ever Before!

"We can see how you might have thought it was too large before. 'It's a bit ostentatious,' perhaps you were thinking. So we've made it smaller! It's reduced! This house's pool, it contains less water than ever before! (And if you'd like, you can drain some more out!) Come in. Look around. 'Reduced' is the new 'improved!'"

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