New Year Nuggets
Head Wounds: You're not really moving until someone sustains a head wound. I am happy to report that we are now really moving. (Don't worry mom and dad, grandma and grandpa. There were no emergency room visits, just a little blood and swearing.)
Pandora + Christmas: This was the second Christmas of receiving CDs by bands I discovered on Pandora. Pandora, it rocketh.
The Origin of Wet: You can't mail or ship liquids. Fair enough. Here's the puzzler: I'm pretty sure antifreeze is not manufactured from solids at the auto parts store, Windex at Target, milk at the grocery store, and paint at Home Depot. How does it get there?
Resolved: I do not have any New Year's resolutions at this time. Most years, I react against doing the same old resolution thing that everyone else is doing. Usually, I fantasize about remixing the coming year's holidays, so I can be a unique snowflake. Giving thanks on the Fourth of July, doing resolutions on Memorial Day, celebrating America's birth on St. Patrick's Day, sending Christmas cards for Valentine's Day. I've never gotten this organized, because I have the sense you'd need to do the whole year's mix up at the front end, to put everyone on notice in advance, and so as not to leave anything out.
Comments
You can ship liquids thru FedEx, most will be classified as Dangerous Goods and will cost you a buttload of money.
Grossest yet funniest liquid I ever picked up was Horse Semen. Which is surprisingly NOT considered a dangerous good and can go on the belt.
Ahhh, I love being a Realtor now...
How does it get there?
Like everything else, man. Series of tubes!