Minnesotan
If you're ever unsure whether you're Minnesotan, I know of one way you can tell for sure.
If you're ever listening to music on Pandora, and you hesitate to give thumbs down to a track you're not enjoying because the computer (not the artist, but the computer) will think you're being capricious, then the answer is yes, yes you are, you emotional constipate.
(I wonder if making a noun out of "constipated" will make the police show up and drag me down to the station for a Shield–style smack-around. I guess there's only one way to find out...)
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Around our place, all you have to do is show your English Major's license and you can do pretty much whatever you please with these funny little symbols that pass for communication.