Jeffeo and Staciet
Ah, the public domain! A company called Customized Classics is selling classic works of literature that replace the original protagonists with... you!
Romeo and Juliet, they say, makes an ideal anniversary gift. They even offer an all-new happy ending: "It turns out the apothecary's poison didn't work and Romeo survives, and Juliet's stabbing of herself merely made her pass out."
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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