Gollum as Viagra Spokescreature (or, Disturbing Trends in Spam, Part 867)

I have started to receive pharmaceutical spam from a software package that excerpts The Hobbit at the end of the message in order to get past my spam filter.

Hi,

S O m &
A m o x / c i I l / n
M e R / D / A
A m B / E N
C i A L / S
V / a G R A
T r & m a d o I
P R O z & C
X & n a x
V A L / u M
L e V / T R A

http://[URL deleted so the spammer gets no benefit]

faint. My birthday-present! It came to me on my birthday, my precious, So he had always said to himself. But who knows how Gollum came by that present, ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said. Gollum used to wear it at first, till it tired him; and then he kept it in a pouch next his skin, till it galled him; and now usually he hid it

Next, one imagines, will be the Sackville-Bagginses on mortgage re-financing.

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Comments

We actually just refinanced through Wormtongue LTD, and we found out about them through an unsolicited email.

Was that not smart of us?