Dear AOL,

I don't care whether the box is made of alpaca leather and sings an opera, I am never going to open a CD you send to me in the mail.

(Or one that you deliver to me by any other means, so please — for the love of God — don't take that as a challenge.)

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I bet you'd open it if it offered you Humorous, Yet Eldritch Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know, like how to design Mi-Go-Oldone, the new collectible card game that the kids can't escape. (And I mean can't escape...)

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