Be a Producer: $19.95
There's an old joke that in order to be a producer in Hollywood, all you have to do is print business cards that say "Producer" on them. Producing, now, is even cheaper than that. An indie production called DUMPED! the Musical (their weird capitalization scheme, not mine) is selling Associate Producer titles on eBay for $19.95.
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that is freaking awesome! I might just have to contribute in honor of my friends al coholic and mike hunt.